Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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