I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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