I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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