Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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