Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
