I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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