The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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