Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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