Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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