This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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