That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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