everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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