I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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