i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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