"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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