Small penises have feelings too.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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