shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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