It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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