My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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