My brain says no but my pants say off.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
