it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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