these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Come share oat with me in your robe
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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