Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're so nebulous sometimes
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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