I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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