well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
only if we run a train.
done.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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