what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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