Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
