Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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