mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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