oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just puked most of my soul out..
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