remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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