How'd it feel making her break her religion?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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