i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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