He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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