Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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