We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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