i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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