scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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