Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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