The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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