also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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