I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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