Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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