Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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