They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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