marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Duck Duck Cougar?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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