put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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