I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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