Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
you inspire me to be a worse person
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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