is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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