Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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